40 of My Flaws...

Ok so I've really been thinking about stuff because its 2am and that's usually what I do when I'm up around this time. Tonight my thoughts have been about my flaws, nobody likes to admit it but perfection is not an option unless you're Jesus Christ (Big shouts to the big homie on high) anyway, I present to you...MY FLAWS
1. I'm very picky. I can sometimes be shallow too but I like to think me being picky only means I want the best
2. I can be an asshole sometimes. I think I'm pretty good 6 days out of the week but its always one day where I'm like JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP BRUH
3. I'm fat (they call me Big Mike for a reason)
4. I can't drive. I don't have a driver's license and when I get one (soon trust me) I doubt I'll have a desire to drive anywhere.
5. I think I'm better than some people. Sorry I have a lot of self-confidence.
6. I have to have the last word and I think I'm always right and when people prove me wrong I usually say "I don't really care, its not that serious" when I actually hate to be wrong.
7. I'm messy. I rarely clean my room, sweep, wash dishes or take out the trash, which is kind of trifling now that I think about it but it usually gets handled by somebody and when it doesn't I...buy paper plates (when all the real plates are in the sink)...get another trash bag and put it next to the garbage can (when the trash is full) BUT I do clean the bathroom, something about that space can't be dirty.
8. I talk shit...A LOT OF IT! Just read my articles, listen to my broadcast or talk to me in person and you can probably tell
9. I refuse to date a big girl. Goes back to being shallow, its sad I try to justify it by saying big+big=negative but really its just because I haven't found any I met to be attractive.
10. I think I'm the best at everything and don't like doing things I'm not good at
11. I'm naive enough to believe that every girl I meet is a virgin, unless I personally know or have heard otherwise.
12. I don't go to church like I used to.
13. I play dumb when I don't feel like helping people.
14. I'm pigeon-toed (is that really a flaw though?)
15. I'm different around different people. You talk to 5 people you might get 5 different Mike's and sadly that's being myself. I like being able to be in different modes.
16. I can be lazy.
17. I don't like sharing.
18. I'm scared to rent my apartment out for the summer this year not because I don't feel like moving my stuff but I'm worried a stranger will "fuck" in my bed.
19. I like Harry Potter movies and watched Laguna Beach
20. I can curse a lot depending on my mood
21. I really like clowning people.
22. I secretly hope little kids that run around trip and fall in the mall.
23. When people start speaking Spanish I've said "I'm sorry but I don't speak cleaning lady" and "I don't see a Lupe/Pedro/Consuela/Guala Guala around here"
24. I never tell people I like that I like them (I beat around the bush sorry)
25. I'm so naive, that unless a girl is like butt naked in my bed I can barely tell when they are flirting
26. I can't fight. I haven't been in a fight since 2nd grade so my hands are untested.
27. I have terrible timing with telling people what I really think about them.
28. I don't rep Charlotte like I did freshmen year because I don't sag to the floor, wear Girbauds, say my nigga every other word and I hate the negative conotation it has at A&T but I can't deny my roots ya know.
29. I wish I had white friends just to be around something other than black people for the first time since 1999-2000 at Piedmont.
30. I watch porn in my spare time, not because I'm horny but I think it's funny (tell me those facial expressions aren't hilarious)
31. I have actually acted like I didn't know or didn't see people that I knew and just didn't want to talk to.
32. I download movies and music (I usually go see the movie and buy the CD but I'm sure somewhere down the line it's wrong)
33. I was on like 3 campaign teams freshmen year, 2 people were running for the same thing and didn't even cast 1 vote.
34. I hate people I don't know calling me BIG MIKE yet it's my name on Facebook and MySpace
35. I used to be scared of the dark in elementary school
36. I don't hold grudges but I hate when people who picked on me or didn't talk to me in my lamer days (because I'm pretty lame now) ask me for anything or try and talk to me.
37. I hold ideas for myself at the paper, just so nobody else can win an award for something I wanted to do (very shallow)
38. Seeing couples makes me sick but I want to be one of those couples bad (lol everybody needs love)
39. I'm well spoken and seem well read but in actuality I've only FINISHED like 3-4 books in my entire life...most of everything I know I learned from the internet or TV.
40. I've denied or rejected female friend request because their picture was ugly or I didn't like SOMETHING on their profile and I do research like looking at pictures other people tagged to see if they were putting a good one up or they look like that everyday

That's a lot of stuff and lot of flaws but trust me I'm sure there is more. I want to thank everybody who is still cool with me, love me or associate with me even with ALL MY FLAWS, I love yall and please feel free to add some of the one's I left off (Looking forward to seeing this)